surprisebitch:

ghostkitten69:

hailsithis14:

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(via alexander)

turner-the-awkward:

ruinedchildhood:

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

@rossstate IS THSI HAMILTON????

(via unsounded)

noblehumor:

People be like “why are you so scared of spiders it’s so small !” . Well a fucking grenade is small too.

If spiders can blow of legs now then we’re all fucked

(via bullied)

coluring:

i used to think the brain was the most important part of the body. then I thought, look who’s telling me that…

(via piiseas)

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

IT GETS RUBBED OFF YOUR PAPER ONTO THE LITTLE TINY FLAKES THAT YOU BRUSH OFF orsoivbeentold

(via alexander)

wetfruit:

*whispers to the tiny woman inside my violin* keep screaming, I think they’re buying it

(via squidyword)

frankiehentai:

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS GUYS

if the cops catch u for smoking weed blow smoke in their face

now theyre high and youre the arresting guy

(via only1600kids)

ha?

cheese-souffles:

too-hilarious:

assliam:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

I want a doot doot

HOW THE FUCK

(via i-ndulgences)